Another quite possibly apocryphal gate agent story:

This little bit of Hollywood history, be it true or too good to be true...

I was with some friends in a bar and this douche started hitting on my friend and being a real dick about it. She was trying to be polite about it, but I didn’t feel any such obligation. So I whispered something in her ear about him and she laughed. He saw it and replied, “If you’re mad that I’m talking to your friend…

I just remembered a great one! Last month, my friend - who is the chillest, least confrontational, most mild-mannered person in the whole world - was visiting Israel and he ran into some German lady who was like, “Why can’t there just be peace?” My friend was all, “Yeah, totally” (my friend and I are both Jewish but…

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

Many years ago, as I stood in line at the (University) gym to be issued gym clothes, a student in front of me told the attendant he needed a “medium jock strap with a large cup.” The attendant immediately came back with “Why? Are you trying to leave room for your hand?”

Me: God, all you do is bitch moan and complain. I don’t even have any girlfriends that complain as much as you do!

My then-roommate and I were at a bar and a guy came up to her and said in the most cheesy, oily voice you can imagine, “Hey, just to save some time: how would you like your eggs in the morning?”

It's sad to be constantly reminded that there is no Model black man. I pride myself in graduating from Yale, having no prior convictions, and being a well mannered guy, but I know deep down that none of those things will protect me if I'm ever suspected of a crime by a white cop. From what I've read, none of the…

I certainly hope there are also Concerned White Students at UVA who stand with Martese.

Since it is also secreted while we are eating and it contains enzymes that break down food, isn't human saliva considered a digestive juice?

I'm going to whisper this question and make pointed eye contact next time I'm giving a BJ.

I had a pet tarantula (judged to be female from her great longevity) for many years and people often commented on how she must be lonely (no) and that I ought to get her a boyfriend (also no). Pointing out that she would only eat her mate generally silenced them, but now I'm feeling kind of guilty that I didn't let…

This is also my husband's motivation.

Spider Misandry!

Who are these simple bitches that would not pay Goldie whatever she needed to make this sequel happen?

I FIND THIS PIECE INCREDIBLY INSPIRING

did either article discuss pseduopenises? im not getting involved unless hyena psedopenises are discussed