A big part of the problem is that Americans inexplicably forgot the Bush years with astounding speed. Guess that’s a testament to Obama.

...but isn’t Thrawn’s whole thing is that he’s the one Imperial officer with intelligence and honor? Saying “I don’t want prisoners, I want to kill everyone that fights us” is basically the opposite of that: It encourages the opposition to band together stronger and fight harder, because that’s the only option they…

Disney says otherwise. And Maul’s amazingly a lot better character in these cartoons than he ever was in live-action.

Has anyone considered Trevor Bauer might just be an idiot?

David Attenborough

This should be cast in bronze

There was a lot to the grand slam.

I thought blankets killed the indians?

“Drain the swamp” means different things to Trump voters than it does others. People on the left keep thinking “his voters will turn on him once they see how he’s staffing his administration with political and financial elites.”

Yes, he absolutely should be enshrined, but at the same time, it is so fucking funny that he isn’t. Knowing he’s on twitter searching for “Curt Schilling HOF” getting angry at people who say they wouldn’t vote for him. It’s the little things that make me happy.

Allow me to commend you on your Herculean effort to unpack that one sentence. Yeah. Let me repeat that. ONE. SENTENCE.

I’m going to try to upack one paragraph of this drivel as I am a masochist:

Matthew 21:12, from the Star Wars illustrated Bible.

I have a vague notion but got lost in the mythopoetic stew of shitty writing.

It made a lot more sense once I read this:

“This is a much better clubhouse than the White Sox. They know what’s important. Like, they let that fat kid hang around and wear a uniform and everything. The other Sox would never do that.”

We live in Hell

Lack of logical thinking? No ability to make logical connections between abstract notions? Never been taught to analyse concepts, ideas, to develop critical thinking? Willful blindness? Being willfully obtuse? Being carried away by the lowest of instincts and only thinking soberly when the reality kicks in?