It’s like Jem and the Holograms, like who is your audience? The older people who grew up on it don’t want a remake because the original is perfect, and the young people don’t have any nostalgia for the original, so they don’t give a shit. Who seriously thought this was a good fucking idea? I’m sorry, I’m not mad at…

He doesn't quite have that Bowie rocker magnetism though (to be fair no one does.)

Fuck you, Hollywood. Just ... fuck you. Right in your stupid ear. Leave my Labyrinth alone. My local indie theater ran four sold-out screenings after Bowie died, and having never seen it on the big screen (but a zillion times on small screens), I was thrilled to finally see Bowie and his Goblin King (*wink*) larger…

I’m a lesbian and when I watched Labyrinth for the first time last year I was just mesmerized. Like, I’ve never stared at a man’s junk like that before. I think its appeal crosses all boundaries of sexual orientation.

Half the ladies I know completed puberty in a mere 90 minutes because of that bulge.

I know of four or five guys who realized they were gay because of David Bowie’s Labyrinth bulge.

This is complete horseshit. The original is a cult classic BECAUSE of all of the campy elements, from the stepmom’s shoulder pads, to those hilarious door knockers, to Bowie’s perfect performance. It would be impossible to recreate, especially today, like what fifteen year old girl collects stuffed animals when they…

I 1000% agree. Some friends and I watched the movie last weekend in honor of Bowie and they were each 4 and 8 years younger than me. They had seen The Dark Crystal and I guess thought it would be the same. A couple of them really thought The Labyrinth was so scary — almost on the level of Pan’s Labyrinth scary. I…

As Don Bluth says:

I don’t think we even have the capability to make so-called children’s films that were as scary and somewhat trippy as 80's movies were (The Neverending Story, Goonies, The Dark Crystal, etc). As a wussy kid all of these movies gave me nightmares, but I wanted to watch them anyways. I don't think we have a…

Because for many distances/destinations, traveling without flying is nearly impossible. And some of the people traveling those distances or to those destinations need to take animals with them. It’s possible to transport them in the cargo hold, but airlines lose animals and/or animals die that way so often that that…

I can’t tell if “tourist class” is the funniest or most offensive thing I’ve ever heard.

Well I do believe kids need to build their immune system. This can be achieved by playing in dirt, being sick from time to time, but vaccines are there to help. If I have kids, I will vaccinate. Sorry, you can't build an immunity to polio.

I think he’s just 11 year old boy-ing at a high level, but thank you.

They should make this music festival set responsible and include tiny little doll condoms.

You are parenting at a very high level, clearly. Good work.

That’s grahndmah to you, sunny.

ugh, get with it grandma, its either a ton of extra useless letters or none. Cloe or Khlouie

My son and I were watching cartoons over breakfast the other day, and Bratz were being heavily advertised. One ad had them posing with selfie sticks, small dogs and, like, Kylie Jenner lip kits. The next had them accessorised for studying abroad in Russia, with impressively upholstered boots and “secret jewels” hidden…

It would be SO MUCH COOLER if it was a *geodesic dome*.