its true, they would have had to pull off a very good amount of coordination to do everything that the cops said they did. and they’re basically full-blown idiots, and I really can’t imagine its even possible for them to pull those things off

Is there any hope of doing what God intended and making a Top Model/Project runway combo? I’d watch the shit out of that every night.

Brendan: “they said my statement wasn’t consistent”

I have so much second hand embarrassment right now. Haven’t even clicked play.

A subdued, reserved, bikini? That is a rare breed at best, in any size.

Are these cute? I don’t know.

My left boob is bigger than my right boob, so I qualify.

Good points here. Also—and I don’t want to make this conversation about David Bowie, because as someone else mentioned, all rumours to this effect regarding him are rumours, and unsubstantiated, and he just died and was by overwhelming accounts a humane, kind human being—but I think something has to be said here that…

I’m not saying that it was ever the right thing or not a disgusting thing to do but the sad fact is that in the 70s, lots of rock stars - most rock stars? - fucked 13 and 14 and 15 year old girls. These rock stars are old men now. Getting retroactively pissed off isn’t going to accomplish anything. I’m just glad that…

yeah that doesnt make it okay. it’s on the adult to turn down the child.

Maybe because it’s all rumors and nothing is substantiated?

“one son together, Zowie, who later changed his named to Duncan.”

Possibly...? I’m personally very risk-averse, so I can’t wrap my head around this level of recklessness.

“Excuse me, my gun is up here."

She’s just stupid and/or smug.

Well, of course she wore workout clothes. Have you ever tried to hold a store full of people hostage? You're going to break a sweat doing that.

girl cant even tie up a whole store-full of employees at gunpoint and steal millions of dollars in jewelry without wearing a mask without being sexualized like whats a girl gotta do to avoid sexual harassment in the workplace smh

Between taking zero precautions to protect her identity and falling out of her old life completely, I wonder if she’s mentally ill.

Yeah, I’m going totally hijack this for David Bowie.

Sure, but most couples these days don’t want a kid right out the gate, I’m sure if this was prevalent information in wedding magazines and stuff, cruise bookings for honeymoons would tank.