It probably doesn't hurt either that villains are less likely to be a part of a structured meet'n'greet, where they'd be sequestered away behind a long line of people waiting to meet them like the Princesses are or Mickey & Co, are. That gives them a lot more latitude as they're performing for one larger audience…

Not to knock the people playing the "heroes" in Disney Parks, but from my experience it's the villains who truly excel at character interaction. I think it's because you need someone with a great sense of humor to interact with the public as someone who will likely get booed at or more might even scare children. …

Didn't you see the movie. Challenge her to tea making, BAMN easy win.

No one's strong as Gaston,
No one's long as Gaston,
No one's got such an incredible schlong as Gaston.
In Disney there's no one with half the talent
In the bedroom and with the brawn.

Never challenge fictional characters to a contest of strength; it never works out.

That must have been awkward for the little guy, not only was he defeated on his own challenge, his girlfriend (assuming she was there, otherwise why would have challenge some random tough guy to something physical?) will definitely have Gaston on her head for at least a couple of weeks during sex.

She didn't want to hurt you.

can someone let Gaston know there is a push up contest happening in my bedroom and he is invited? And by bedroom, I mean my bed. Clothing optional.

I'll be watching all day. There are a lot of really good games on the schedule. I'm really looking forward to Shantae on Tuesday. Risk of Rain should be interesting since the powerups and monsters are random.

Even if standing on the dog now doesn't hurt it (or doesn't cause it to lash out—remember, it is very well trained), standing on a dog can actually lead to problems later on. Repeatedly treating a dog like that can cause fractures, spinal problems, or even paralyze a dog, even if it seems fine the first time. Imagine…

Even without the Palin association, there is something squidgy going on with Puppy Jake.

1. Trig has Down's syndrome, which means he might not get the ramifications of stepping on dogs.

This is a trained service dog. They're taught to take ANYTHING, no matter what, because their people can't always process the dog's signals. That the dog stayed put doesn't mean this didn't hurt. It would hurt me, and I'm quite a bit bigger than Jill (the dog) is.

My daughter- who is three years old and is of average three year old weight- has tried to stand on our dog- who is a 115lb Bernese Mountain Dog- before. He is the most tolerant dog ever and didn't even raise his head but you better believe the last thing I did was take a picture! I told her to get the hell off and…

I have donations to service animal organizations taken directly out of my paycheck each payday, two to service dogs for the blind. I'm a firm believer in the benefits dogs can provide vets with PTSD however due to Palin's affiliation with this org, I'd never give them a dime. I know it's petty, but she's a piece of…

Clearly, by "service dog" they mean "animal with an IQ superior to the collective intelligence of the humans in the house". Stupid woman. Stupid family.

And I'm sure it'll still be adorable when he's 13, was never taught how to be gentle to animals, and crushes the dog. I mean, it's just a stepping stone on the path towards understanding mortality.

The other half of tumblr is the kind of porn that turns up 0 results if you try and Google it.

Oh fuck no. It's for stalking Benedict Cumberbatch.