yeah, Honestly, Even experienced Tiger "handlers" get mauled. As experienced here in Oz at Australia Zoo. We also have the Tiger experience at the theme park Dreamworld and one of their tigers has also "nipped" their handler twice. They're wild animals plain and simple, as cute as lil tiger cubs look.

There's an area water park that is always bringing in lion and tiger cubs for people to pose with for photos. Those cubs look so scared and overstimulated! I found out they are bred by a "sanctuary" who views this practice as a necessary evil to keep their place going. Well, guess what: how about YOU QUIT BREEDING…

Black-footed cats are highly unsociable animals that seek refuge at the slightest disturbance. When cornered, they are known to defend themselves fiercely

This is an actual phenomenon? Jesus. I had a puma for a best friend for a month, working at a legitimate animal sanctuary. We worked pretty closely with our cats, but the whole point was to give the animals the best quality of life possible. They were pretty much all going to be spending the rest of their lives in…

Are wildebeests gluten-free? I want the kids at this jungle party to taste cruelty, not gluten.

Smaller than a house cat, with the males being 5.4 lbs for a large one. I had a very fit tomcat who weighed 17 lbs. He was very large for a house cat, but still.

Black-footed cats are highly unsociable animals that seek refuge at the slightest disturbance. When cornered, they are known to defend themselves fiercely

So what you're saying is you can get me a tiger for my kid's birthday party for free?! Whoooooop! Can you throw in a kangaroo with that? I really want to have a whole jungle theme here.

I am on the board for our local zoo and we always get calls asking, "How much do we need to donate to get a tiger at my kids birthday party?"

not sure if anyone knows this but there are an absurd number of girls on tinder posing with tigers too.

Ugh. People who "play" with big cats as though they are house pets are the worst. Look, I love big cats and I wish I could snuggle up with one but they are wild fucking animals and even if they grow to care for you or you think they do they could still maul the shit out of you and kill you. And you would probably…

That shit is even worse because they drug the animals. I actually cut my time in Chiang Mai short because I couldn't believe how few non-exploitive people and/or animal-centric things to do there were. No, I don't want to watch an elephant dance on its hind legs or pet a drooling, drugged up tiger cub.

Exactly. A real animal sanctuary seriously limits the time that even the most experienced staff spend with these wild animals. They are NOT pets, and they are certainly not photo props.

These guys are taking pictures with tigers in Thailand. There is a huge place called Tiger Kingdom where you can pay to pet tigers of various ages and sizes. These people aren't taking pictures with American tigers, the era of guys with tigers will continue as long as Thailand allows it.

That is horrible and idiotic. I'm so wary of animal 'sanctuaries' that do things like this. The people who patronize these places just assume everything is safe because it's called a sanctuary. I know of places like these where the people working with the animals have no experience or expertise with the animals at…

I can honestly say I have never witnessed this phenomenon on Tinder, mine has always been filled with men hoisting recently caught seafood above their heads like an offering to Poseidon.

I always hope those people feel the wrath of these deadly cats that they cage for their vanity and visual enjoyment. The dumb ones are the ones who call the giant animal their "friend". I want to say this is something stupid white folks do but I am certain, being Somali, African folks engage in this sometimes.

I always make a very attractive sim (usually female) with traits that will help her achieve a lifetime wish. Then I find her a mate (or make her one) that is also attractive and has good traits for a lifetime wish. Then I make them have perfect little children in perfect little houses. I am a super boring sims…

I assume everyone is a complete sociopath to their Sims, right? All the fun ways to kill them? Or, my favourite, I would make a dude green or blue, then make him super attractive to the ladies. I would then proceed to bone the entire neighbourhood. Because you could 'try for a baby' if your relationship level was high…