do it

That’s pretty cool, I’d love to have more tips like these. (most lists of money-saving tips seem to be written for upper middle class families with extremely poor money management skills. “Don’t eat out every day! Don’t buy as many designer clothes!”. Uh, yeah, bitch, we already knew that)

One of my roommates is from India, she says it’s nuts how much food Americans throw out.

Bleh, agreed. I try not to waste food, but many food items are sold in portions designed for multiple people. And I have three roommates, so there is a limit to how much stuff I can freeze. Bread is especially annoying, if I don’t eat multiple sandwiches a day it goes bad. I found out that the store sells half loaves,…

I take the bus, so I can only buy what I can carry.

My family used to go on a lot of road trips in the summer and we usually stayed at motels. Never encountered a fridge that had stuff in it.

Got more tips like these? You should write a book or something.

That’s one thing that drives me crazy about working in food service, throwing away all that perfectly good food.

Your son may be alive on the outside, but on the inside he’s dead because of your terrible, neglectful parenting. Shame on you.

This reminds me of someone saying that when poor, black mothers sleep with their babies in a bed, they’re irresponsible, but when rich white mothers do it, they’re following the style of attachment parenting.

holy shit show bulldogs look waaaaay worse than I remember.

Vet has never commented on my dog’s weight, but they always say she’s in extremely good health. They’re always pretty baffled to learn that she’s 15 years old. (I don’t know how she’s stayed this healthy, we don’t do anything special so I guess she just has good genetics) I assume her weight (60 pounds on last visit)…

My dog usually gets guesses of German shepherd, golden retriever, and yellow lab. I’m pretty sure she’s got some husky in her but most people don’t guess that because of her coloring. I’ve also seen a lot of people mistake her for a fox or a coyote on first glance, and I do get quite a few people asking if she’s part…

Sasha is best dog

Maybe a lot of the people who marry at that age are doing it out of desperation rather than a good reason to get married. Like, once you get into your late 20’s and early 30’s, people expect you to be married and there’s lots of social pressure.

Same here. I used to love AP, but now there’s barely anything worth watching. It doesn’t have anything to set itself apart from other reality TV networks.

A few months ago, I got a really severe fever that caused me to hallucinate. If I were a bad person, I’d start a moral panic and pretend that teenagers were purposely getting themselves infected with severe flu viruses to hallucinate. Too bad I’m not a bad person.

Funny, but not as good as the time people thought that Pepsi drinks were using aborted fetuses as an ingredient.

I’m surprised they aren’t saying PP is selling fetuses to witches for use in spells and potions.

One time I had a really severe fever and it was making me hallucinate and Toy Freddy was in my doorway, always watching me. Also, the moon from Majora’s Mask was going to crash into the Earth.