Let me know when they add Jarvis.

yep, the well-worn motors bit was one of my favs. always reminds me of the schoolbus motor that raced Indy

Mike Pence is furiously masturbating.

Thank you. I was confused by this article, remembering that, when it was introduced, it was all about preventing lockup and uncontrolled sideways skids (i.e., it allowed you to continue to steer out of danger). That was the big selling point. Nothing to do with stopping distances.

The point of ABS has never been to make you stop quicker. It was to keep you in control and in a straight line.

I support this notion

VW really needs to get into NASCAR. Their cheating will finally get the award and respect it deserves.

The scariest episode of all was the one where Finch flashbacks to all the various instances of The Machine he tried and failed with. Most were violent, murderous, and rarely passive let alone “good”. It’s the very sort of thing Hawking has warned us about, that machine life won’t necessarily be a good thing, let alone…

Best comment evvveeerrrrrrrrr............

Ironically I made this exact joke about 5 years ago and it did win COTD (before the COTD hiatus we experienced).

brilliant.

I don’t care what Michael says, this is COTD dammit.

James Bondo got gypped... 

The man with the golden pun.

Do you expect me to shop?

Bondo, James Bondo.

Thank god.

I sometimes worry that I’ll write these nerdy things, and literally zero people will care.

Now I know at least one will!

Dammit.

Not so much a Porsche thing, more of a centre lug racing car thing. Left and right sides had different thread direction to account for the rotation of the wheels.