“What’s that Lassie? Timmy’s fallen in the well? Nope, not falling for that one again!”

Let’s not forget the original attempt to host a FIA rally in Chattanooga back in 2001 .

Harbor Freight moving blankets for the win! Always on sale, comfortable to lay on and cheap enough to have one for the garage and one for the trunk for those days by the side of the road trying to put the exhaust back together (not that I’ve ever had to do that...)

If you spend two hours trying to figure out a shortcut that’ll save you 10 minutes, you haven’t actually saved any time.

How to apologize:
I’m sorry I didn’t realize it was so late. Did the impact wrench wake you up?
That was the mortgage money?
Was that red bowl your favorite? It matched the trans fluid nicely.
Not watching porn. It’s YouTube. How to remove a broken bolt. That’s why you heard “fuck me” so loudly.

Hyundai got tired of trying to correct people in America and finally officially announced the Sunday, Monday, Hyundai version of the name. Whatever it took to sell the darn cars. 

VW Cabriolet. Fun around time and short road trips. They were reasonably cheap until recently. Still easy to get parts for.

Smokies would be nice!

Spacey Mc SpaceFace?

I love the Rabbit I have in my 70s! :-)

There was another model called The Scotty with a Potty. My dad rented a Scotty in the 60's and that one was a choice but it cost more than Dad would pay. Still the best camping trip the family ever took. There’s an interior pic on Pinterest.

I once was asked to figure out why a particular customer’s account kept throwing errors. Took about a hour until I actually tried to to type it in myself. Mr. Bob Null. That was a fun software update.

I had a 75 mile comment once and often did the entire trip in the rain with the top down. Didn’t get wet until the last mile where I had to slow down to get of the interstate.

This is waiting for a heist film to use it to get away. (Based on true events)

I was fortunate enough to have have met Linda at the 500. I was in the mostly empty stands on a slow day overlooking the pits when I noticed her at the top of the stand. We made eye contact and she waved and motioned me to come up. She said hi and asked how I was enjoying the day. We chatted for a bit, she hugged me…

Remember when the Trans-Am tribe made Pontiac pay them money to use their name?

The bombs were probably leaking oil over the whole floor...

My son recently picked up a low mileage 2 year old Nismo. With a few changes and a tune it’s easily in the 450hp range and what a hoot to drive. Naturally aspirated engines are so smooth in traffic. Handles like a go kart. And the noise! So pure.

Not as far fetched as it seems. I have a friend whose wife is a nurse and she drives an Aston Martin. Of course he’s driving an R8 (or his Turbo and he occasionally takes the Ford GT40 out but usually parks it next to his 917) Nurses tend to marry wealthy guys BTW

It’s a wagon, surely you can squeeze one more in.