Pokemon Go is weaksauce. Let me catch Pokemon out in the wilderness and hikes. Put legendaries in epic hard to reach places. Instead they just want you to wander around Starbucks in cities. 

C’mon, it’s nucular. Shrub learnt us that.

Homonym/punctuation nitpick before the other dorks pile on: “thermonuclear”, not “thermal-nuclear” or “thermo-nuclear”.

I think it’s completely insane you have to get approval and pay $200M to show up and race.

You alluded to it in the last paragraph, but I thought I would expand on that point more. The entry fee itself isn’t the real point of contention, it is just the latest beach head in the war. None of which has anything to do with the actual quality of racing, of course. Thats Formula 1!

Qanon warned us about the danger of groomers.

Yes, well, we will have to disagree on that.  Market forces IMO are at best crude and at worst wildly inefficient.

Is that him? He looks exactly like that old wet brain drunk who starts randomly shouting “fuck” outside of bars until he goads someone into calling the van for the drunk tank/3 hots & a cot. 

“It’ll save them a few dollars. I mean those things are pretty cheap.”

“Invest your hard-earned dollars in Moneytron, he said, and you’ll become infinitely wealthy.”

Here’s the one true car casualty that I was genuinely upset to see. That undercarriage is so clean!!!

I booked myself a droptop C-Class on Turo when I went to Honolulu last year, and it was a breeze. Granted I booked it about a month and a half before my trip, but this was around the time reports of Hawaii tourists renting U-Hauls as their rental cars due to the rental car shortage.

My family used Turo in Maui a few years ago, worked like a charm. Curiously, I just picked a random week in October and set the location near the Oahu airport and literally dozens of minivans popped up. You also know exactly what you’re getting.

That’s about what I paid for mine (same make, model and similar mileage) a little over a year ago. CarMax made it easy, unlike the GM dealer I got my previous vehicle from, which made it real sleazy.

I bought that car in the with 15k on it for $7500 13 months ago. The market is wild.

They say that if you listen closely, you can actually hear Peter Thiel opening his checkbook... 

“Hoiti toiti” makes more sense and sounds similar

How does a writer not know this???

hoi polloi doesn’t mean “the rich”, it means “the people”, as in rabble, the common man, etc.

That’s some quick compassion on the part of the pilot. Nobody needs to see that.