Another day, another company announcing they will be increasing comp for their employees because of the tax cuts, another outrage post from Splinter about how it’s not enough.

Leave the game alone. Cut 20 games from the season. Better results all around.

Right...about...here.

Was your friend’s mom hot?

If there’s no obvious driver, how is the music choice decided? Who prevails when arguing about directions? How are the screaming kids in the back supposed to interpret “If one of us has to pull over....”? This “driverless” bullshit will never take off...

They should take this opportunity to change their name to:

I thought running in and out of the bathroom every seven minutes was just known as “The Arby’s”.

God this sport is lame. Like a beauty pageant, but with way more athleticism. Just dump the judges and come up with a better system, or stop calling it a sport.

Everytime someone uses the term “Quack Trainer” all I can think about is the lack of respect shown to those who make their living doing the near impossible task of training ducks.  

Ben assumes that when he tries to force it in like that he’ll get away with it.

“The receiving player must maintain full control of the ball from the initial point of contact all the way through CTE diagnosis.”

Big deal. FIFA has been determining outcomes with paper in briefcases for decades.

I know it’s been played out forever but crying Jordan still gets me

“In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: The police, who are are trying to plant some shit on me, and bitch I got lawyer money.”

“I told you!”

So... lets see... how can I avoid getting locked up in an immigrant detention center... hmmmm.... lets see.... wow Im stumped.

If I’m an American who illegally enters or overstays my visa in a foreign country, what sort of luxury accomodation should I expect receive when I commit robbery or other crimes there?

Still, a little late season razzle dazzle by Carroll that backfires before halftime is nothing compared to the most indisputably egregious coaching blunder in the history of the NFL past, present, or future. To think: Marshawn Lynch stood poised to break New England’s back in the Super Bowl, and Carroll called for a…

A young Al Franken.