He went to Harvard? WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED?

Dude I can’t look at the guy in any role and not be completely creeped out by his Always Sunny character

Don’t ignore your local charities, either. We like to make a donation to a local organization and one with similar, but more global goals (like hunger, or reproductive rights, etc.).

Must be something in the water.

You mean the Castro whose brother (also a Castro! shocking I know) currently rules the nation of Cuba?

Yeah, I would probably be pretty reactionary after my family being killed and all my assets being stolen.

Marginalizing people who did not go to college is not going to help the Democratic party, either.

No, more like “Fidel was responsible for many civil rights abuses and must be judged harshly for them, but comparing him to Adolf Hitler is absurd on a number of dimensions

He murdered tons of people, but because he’s left of center I’m going to defend him!

And the combined population of the SIX countries you mentioned doesn’t even sniff the population of the United States. It’s almost like the more people you have, the harder it is to pull something like that off. And those premiums were a fraction of what they are now before ya boy Obama came in and saved us all with…

Don’t worry, Hue, you’ve got emotional company.

Bob #1: What’s your job title?

My mom called me crying from a casino in Vegas. She was born in Havana a month after he took power and lived in that hell for twelve years. I’m so happy my Grandpa got to see this day. Fuck Castro.

Complaining about the electoral college after the election is like complaining your (American) football team should have won because it had the most offensive yardage. Both sides knew how the game is scored and played accordingly.

“I hope this article is satirical, cause it’s blistering hot garbage.”

My buddy Kyle, his dad was a judge, and we were playing touch football in the street when we were six or seven, maybe ten, and my other friend Mike was quarterback and he was like “Go deep, way deep” and Kyle ran for, I dunno, had to be seven or eight seconds, just forever,and I was covering him and by then we were…

You guys STILL have no idea who Trump voters are and why they voted for him

Think again. The ghost of Tom Landry has never lost a game.

He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

‘Cause Tony Romo has such an amazing record of running through the playoffs.