merkinsforhope
Merkins For Hope
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I actually met and spoke with her years ago during a benefit at Sonoma State University, where I was a Theatre Arts major at the time. Imagine everything you think she would be in person...then multiply it by 100. The sweetest, most infectious personality, and the best laugh. Absolutely lovely woman, and a champion

I genuinely didn’t know she had any mixed heritage. Posted y’all’s obit in light of the others because I genuinely learned something aside from her being the Broadway star I was already familiar with.

She had black heritage, proudly accepted it and talked about it (though I admit I didn’t know about it, not that I knew much about her), embraced it without trying to pass for black or claiming to be ‘black’.

I don’t have a cross word to say about his woman.She was that kooky lady with a wide smile and infectious energy.

A good hot dog is still a remarkably disappointing bratwurst. 

Also, that last sentence is the greatest.

Ok but the guy has enough trouble getting to first base, let alone third.

OK, *now* it's the most wonderful time of the year.

Buddy, she could do it in a blindfold 

Counterpoint: Sandra Bullock could do it. She’s plucky.

You know, Stephen, you probably have the money to buy the paper, turn it into a non-profit and insulate from having to maintain a high profit margin while it figures out its post-print advertising future.

But they’re coming tonight, the national champions, subject to the weather.

At this point Donald Trump could have a TV press announcement to say he’s working with Putin to bring down America and the GOP would just stare at each other and do nothing.

Whoever coached Mahomes in college must definitely be a genius and deserves an NFL head coaching job STAT

You just got Bird Boxed!

A yes, Gapping Asshole Foles.

this must have been a good one for the famous New Yorker fact-checkers

It’s Gritty Nick right?

I’m confused- if semen is so great for women, why are chodes like this always telling us to keep our legs closed?

Biggest missed opportunity for a great line in the episode: “We’re four Oreo’s from heave...We’re “foureos” from Heaven!”