That other T. Ferguson? You guessed it — Frank Stallone.

Look at that poor lady beneath her.

Thanks for your EVE articles. I dont think I’ll be picking it up anytime soon but I have always enjoyed news about the game as dispatches from a parallel universe.

They were going to have two of these set up at once, but due to Kauffman being an AL park they were unable to execute a double Switch.

I was under the impression that we are how god plays video games.

It’s been said that Schroder’s cat was both gay and not gay until you asked it directly for clarification.

I thought it was Peppermint Patty who was gay?

Baking Duncan Hines in your oven doesn’t make them homemade, Diane.

“Four of them didn’t even have to interview, just show up and sign the contract.”

OK. I know this has been a wild week. And I’m going to look like a Munson for the foreseeable future with mismatched equipment.

They should just put Gritty in net, it’s the only outcome that makes any sense.

Dan Gilbert authorizing a sketchy and possibly fraudulent financial transaction? Thought I’d never see the day. 

He’s a born nugget. The team needs to play 4 swing men and one Joker and ride that all the way to the finals baby 

“Uhh... Can I borrow your phone? I think I need a doctor." 

Also hanging loose: That guy’s jaw.

Picture taken seconds after he was asked about his bottom teeth.

Maybe Coach Walton just can’t relate to what it was like for Lonzo to grow up with a dad constantly spouting nonsense for public consumption.

“Wow, that sure is funny! Please keep reading tweets out loud to me as I am very interested in them!”

“Here I Go Again” is an A. This was almost at that level, hence the minus. An A- is still an A, man!

I thoroughly reject your minus, and give this episode a solid “A”. Absolutely embraced everything great about Legends, which is the combination of goofiness and the great character relationships.