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Can the third season of Jessica Jones finally just be her being a hardboiled superpowered PI solving cases, rather than another season of origin story?

Ironically, Marvel’s best TV show--Agents of SHIELD--is the one people should be watching but are too obnoxious to.

In 2018 America, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords looks like one hell of an improvement.

As far as I’m concerned it is already.

She is much too proper and polite to refer to any James as “Jim,” even if he insists.

I never could have expected this pull, but Janet’s recipe included in the manifesto is a direct reference to Mario Batali’s sexual harassment apology, which included a pizza dough cinnamon roll apology. The depths this show will dice for a good are breathtaking. https://www.delish.com/food-news/news/a57292/mario-batali

No it doesn’t stand, it completely undermines the already shitty point you were trying to make. 

Also no US municipality would be able to get a car marked as abandoned and crushed inside of three days.

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

...whereas, by similar logic, if his memberhood out-members yours, then you should give him your job, desk, and fancy chair, and take his gig in the mailroom as your lot.

It’s so absurd anyway. You can find servicepeople who support Kaepernick and those who don’t. It doesn’t matter; they’re just citizens. They aren’t the final arbiters of what is the “appropriate” way for other citizens to protest.

But I guess it’s easier to put veterans on a pedestal than it is to fix the VA, or for

Stolen valor is the best kind.  All the feigned indignation without having to actually do all those push-ups or get shot at by furriners. 

Was anyone else curious about the unnamed “brother-in-law” that she used as a human shield in her announcement?

It was surprisingly hard to google him because she’s apparently been married 4 times. It turns out that it’s her current husband’s brother who died in a training accident over a decade before she met her

I don’t know. She did sing “Gymnasts, Trampolines and Thieves"

Just five days—and two of those days were weekend days—after her appointment as interim president and CEO of USA Gymnastics was announce...

How many times in one’s life do you get a clean shot at an overhead suplex? TAKE THE SHOT!

Please. Anyone who was a Bears fan in 1985 has long since passed away due to atherosclerosis.

This is the mouse. They definitely take both facts into account for deciding to remake the animated movies.  

It can be two things.

I mean... technically, the guy was getting a filling.