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Check out Romer v. Evans (1996), where the Supreme Court struck down a Colorado law that banned any municipality from taking any action to recognize gay and lesbian individuals as a protected class. The Court said it failed the rational basis test, and said that you can't target a class based on animosity. It served

Translation: I thought supporting this stupid shit would have no consequences. It has generated consequences that terrify me and decrease my power, influence, and credibility. Therefore, I regret supporting it.

It would be a better joke if it, you know, actually made sense as topical satire.

"Kyrie", Mr. Mister

As a researcher/scientist, these articles are insanely frustrating to read. "Things that I can't pronounce, or be bothered to learn about via scientific research, are scary and related to SCARY THINGS and buzzwords and every disease known to medical science. AND I WON'T ELABORATE ON IT. I just want to publish

"Yet, aspartame, saccharin and acesulfame potassium, three leading artificial sweeteners, have all been linked to cancer."

What's the chip on your shoulder about the kinks of others?

Barbie is just who she is projecting on to/identifying with. But really she's not trying to become Barbie. This is text book "bimbo-ification" fetish. She gets her kicks out of being a "hot dumb slut." Lots of people have this fetish but it's extremely rare for anyone to act out on it beyond roleplay like this lady is

I found a hidden dick in Garden State...

Back to the Future 3 kid approves

Yeah if you want to work your tongue like that I'ma need you to head south.

Be Batman.

"Nice shooting, son. What's your name?" "Murphy." POW SMASH CUT TO BLACK SO FUCKING BAD ASS

Brilliant choice of header image.

I remember the ONE time I had a total movie moment on a connecting flight that I will never forget that did not include bathroom sexy times thank gawd after reading some comments here but I guess it COULD have happened. Anyways, After a horrid breakup, I said fuck it, and blew my savings on a flight to visit my sister

Kind of like:
I lost my keys and looked everywhere, only to find them in the last place I looked.

I can see the Space Needle from my apartment window, for real. It's like Paris but everyone dresses in slouchy hoodies.

From one Seattleite to another... Our city is the best. And maybe it is the fact that we just can't figure out why, or put it into words. Waking up everyday and stepping outside in this city makes my soul happy.