GWAR are hands down the best performance artists of the past 20 years. They are caustic, witty, sophomoric, intelligent, angry and fun at the same time. Even if you dislike metal, go see them live. You will not be disappointed.

Uh, the shopkeeper is sexy enough on his own. They literally couldn't find a way to sex it up any more.

Good.

I enjoyed the friendly and relaxed manner of our server, Miguela.
She was there when we needed her.
She did not intrude.

"He was just kinda funnylooking. More than most people, even."

Quite the opposite! If you are genuinely normal, that is NOT cool. If you have to wade through seven circles of irony to get to normal, that IS cool.

It's that stiff-upper-lip woollen-underwear bone-dry north-midwest mien that Hemingway probably didn't realize he was even doing in the first place.

She was there when we needed her. She did not intrude.

I swear to god I thought the headline said "Elderly Communist" and I was so excited to read the review.

I was going to say Hemingway. She would have sounded exactly like him if she'd talked more about drinks and ended up fucking Miguela.

This is sweet little old lady for "Go fuck yourselves, smug internet pricks" and it is awesome.

That guy used to be in the awesome soap opera Passions. http://soaps.sheknows.com/passions/cast/…

I think he also has a Rob Lowe quality.

All commercials directed by David Fincher.

#1 Literally pitches a tent. Result!

why is it so green, like there's about to be a storm or a murder?

I thought that by "magical night" it means that the dogs will magically transform into one, perfect man.

No matter what Erika Christensen does, to me she will always be Swimfan.
And a scientologist.

So it's like a Bizarro world Scott Pilgrim....only with dogs....and less violence and video game sound effects.....and the exes aren't so much evil as doucey.....and why is she doing this? GOD THIS MOVIE SUCKS WHERE IS MST3K WHERE YOU NEED IT?

Bailey Daley