"Marc, why don't you join the band?"

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Please don't forget Citizen Ruth when bringing up the subject of abortion and comedy!

And then there was the Sarah Silverman Show. Whoa did they ever address it on that half hour sit-com.

For the opportunity to win a round-trip coach ticket and an iPad

The only way forward for them was to offer really excellent deals and excellent service for a good long while. Say 2 years. Cheapskates would take the bait, and word-of-mouth plus mental compartmentalization/amnesia would take it from there.

This cracked me the fuk up

What about Hwæt?

One of my best friends is black, and he said I don't need any more black friends.

Fuck you, Judge Mowat.

and the hot towels they give you at the start and end of the flight??? and the food that is the most delicious airplane food i've ever had?

I pay for the TV just so I have access to that flight screen all the time. I'm not kidding when I say obsessed.

I always wondered about those people who watched the flight path for hours, despite having solid entertainment like "The Other Woman" and "Transcendence" at their fingertips. Little did I know I was flying with fucking heroes.

My boyfriend helps the plane take off and stay in the air by staring intensely at the fasten seatbelt sign until it is switched off. You're also welcome.

as a pilot I thank you for your vigilance. now I can sleep easier in the cockpit. traveling anywhere soon?

I have a flight attendant friend who got called into the office over a bad letter, written about the crew generally. One of her particular (but typical) complaints? "The flight attendants refused to turn up the temperature in the cabin even though it was so cold there was FROST on the window!" Haha, #Dumbass

Seriously, I play all kinds of obsessive games with myself about that flight path/temp screen. Like if I read another chapter and then I can check the flight path. Ok, sleep for at least half an hour and I can check the flight path screen. Great, watch this episode of New Girl and then I can check the flight path. …

Last week I spent about 40 hours on grueling international flights, so the deep badness of this idea makes me shudder. 4 reasons:

Not even ashamed: I am fascinated by the temperature outside on flights. I want to point it out to everyone around me. DID YOU SEE THAT?! That's COLD. No shit, me. You're thousands of feet in the air.