Yeah but it was like 65 degrees last week! I'll never understand why people voluntarily live in the cold parts of the country lol.

And stop-motion Matrix bullet time!

Yeah I LOVE this idea.

>You can all go back to your child-free lives and I will sit in my apartment and never go outside with my baby again

Lol. I don't come into your daycare with a bottle of Bulleit and a grudge, please don't ruin my vices by dragging a baby to my watering hole.

And the promise that her Death Snatch might rise again

"accused of said faggotry" made me LOL

I'm getting more of a Dennis Reynolds vibe

There's no abortions at the Alamo!

I totally agree that the Dems suck at framing the terms of the debate, but also articulating, say, Keynesian economic principles in a way that most people can grasp is a bit harder. "Sometimes running a budget deficit in order to provide infrastructure is necessary to kickstart a stagnant economy" is way more wordses…

He would know #toosoon?

You're my favorite customer, alconleigh

a1) Fuck the movies, they don't exist

Steve is the fucking best!

EVERYONE'S A TREE

My jaw literally dropped.

Haha. There was not one person on that show that I didn't want to smack the shit out of

I've never seen this show, but I hope he DOES die because Noel was such a jackass on Felicity

Did you see the movie?? (spoiler: DON'T, it sucks) They showed the sledding scene but no broken limb. As a kid I was also like OMG during that part but appreciated the pleasure/pain duality that the Giver was trying to impart. They also didn't show the sunburn scene which is vivid in my mind as well. Ugh, fuck that…

I can't believe pop culture is still portraying lawyers as rich AT ALL.