UNILATERAL ACCEPTANCE! I got like a C in Crim Law and slept through evidence but I remember that stupid smoke ball.

Being called the Dubai of anywhere is a pretty dubious honor. Is OKC tacky as hell and built on slave labor?

Crossing my fingers for a Fifth Element future.

It's the "everybody automatically goes there" twisted eschatology part that I dig. Kinda like Event Horizon. A DIMENSION OF PURE CHAOS

This line of inquiry is just perfect fodder for a horror movie/GWAR concept album, I love it

Okay I have to admit that whenever I talk about anybody's good health I knock on wood

Wouldn't the "afterlife" be just like before you were born? And you already know what that's like! Also, I'm totally laughing my ass off at "hell's real and everyone goes there"

I believe that BSG ended after the 3rd season.

Well- I mean, being open to the possibility of advanced intelligence elsewhere in the universe isn't insane at all, but it's the certainty without any proof that I take issue with. Saying anything is "real beyond a shadow of a doubt" with no evidence therein (love you SETI but keep on keepin' on) is pretty arrogant…

Burn the witch!!!

This sounds like it would make for a great Key & Peele sketch.

No child should have to suffer being named Payton.

What is a bottle of whiskey and to escape this damn time loop.

THE RUM TUM TUGGER YO

He wasn't circumcised!

GOD I love that movie. "I just think I'm gonna barf! Well, it passed."

Fuck yeah, Passions! TIMMY THE LIVING DOLL.