With automatic slide whistle.

Definitely more than a few.  And I’d know - I live in CA (and on occasion am one of the a-holes).

+1 flaming hoop.

probably even more than a few.

More than one.

Just put a few ramps on either side. 

I read that as “There’s an a-hole in california”.

The second hand shame I got reading this caused me real physical discomfort, and I had to stop.

Probably the only mascot I’d never say anything bad about for fear of being put on his hit list...

The “C word” as it’s called here is frequently used a familiar greeting amongst friends in Scotland, much like the “N word” is used in the African American community.

That mascot will never not be terrifying.

As a follower of English football, I learnt that “c*nt” is basically anyone not associated with the team you support.

Gritty Peat.

Too many people would feign outrage at some of the more clever names. And corporations would end up buying the naming rights.

Debbie Does Foul Ice

Wow, I am super disappointed in Canada now. Scotland beat us at our own thing.

Sir-Grits-a-Lot!  I Want to Break Freeze!

I hope there’s a Plow King running a different shift on the same route as Mr. Plow.

Gritty McGritface sadly absent.