What is it with the GOP and cruising?  

It’s a goddamned live-action reenactment of Krusty’s Komedy Klassic:

And this is where local dems need to step up. “You asked that the Woodward Cruise be canceled this year because of the pandemic. The Republican Party said FUCK YOU and scheduled a replacement cruise.”

I feel like they really missed their chance with the naming. It could’ve been “MAGA Klassic Kar Kruise” to really round it out and embrace the culture.

Sadly the “fuck you, I’m doing it anyway” mentality has been seared into so many American brains it’s not surprising to see it any more. Fundamental community support and cohesion simply, and sadly, isn’t the American way. Since “Manifest Destiny” it has always been “Nobody is going to do this for me so I’ll do it…

I have no fundamental problem with people choosing to cruise Woodward on the day the Cruise would have taken place. As you said, they can’t really stop people from driving on a public road.

Wouldn’t it be funny if the communities got together and closed the street for “emergency sewer repair” that day?

The Republican Party is a death cult.

Is it legal to flick turds into an open car window or convertible with a top down?  Asking for a friend. 

Man, say what you want but Boomers know how to party like there’s no tomorrow

And rattles in their heat shields.

Fuck Trump and his MAGAssholes. May they find connecting rods poking through their stupid blocks.

Glick and his team are building a pedigree year by year. 

The picture of the car burning to the ground is a pretty good metaphor for the current pace of life in America. 

Pastrana and Beavis did their best to salvage what they could from the car before it was totally consumed by flames

You play with Pastrana, sometimes you’re going to get grilled.

Blasphemer.

There goes my line of pigeon sweaters.

He does realize he doesn’t need to do everything the way Elon would, right?

This may be the most severe case of “Musk-envy” I have ever seen!