I’m thinking Focus or Fiesta ST. They’re new enough that you won’t be scouring the internet for unobtanium parts, and should provide reliable service as long as you don’t absolutely thrash them at the track. Just make sure you get one with a manual. I don’t know if you could get the ST cars with the automatic, but the…

Maybe Satalac is upset that I didn’t get graphic *enough*

This site once wrote about people making art of dragons fucking cars (to the point that "dragoning" was site slang for a bit), but how furries can help a DIY project is just too far for you?

I was really hoping this was going to be a story about how a group of furry mechanics brought a motorcycle back to life

I’m a captialist. But I’m a human being first.

I love seeing weird vehicles out there, and so I would love to plonk down five figures (if I had it) to pay for an American company to build me a fun, new bike by hand.

People spend 8 to 12k for much, much sillier things. And these seem fun, bespoke and I don’t think these depreciate, might be future collectible.

The same can be said for any off-the-shelf chopper or high-zoot Harley, and have you seen the prices on those? I give these bikes credit for being distinct, well-sized and actually rideable.

I would suggest you consider these ideas:

We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

It has a taste for boaters now.

Once they get a taste for blood...

Nah, this was clearly a non predatory attack.

A Florida wildlife officer will put the bridge down. It has a taste for boaters now.

I don't mean to be jerk, but by a stroke of luck, I've come up with a few. 

Sir, it’s only your seat back and tray table that we need in the full upright and locked position.

I wish I had a good chronic masturbator joke at the moment, they always come in handy.

man saw Louis CK got away with it and figured he could too.

Perhaps that’s what he was counting on

Was The Ever Stuck a taken name?