He’s a decoy spy sent in to distract the villain from the actual, real spies. He also keeps their femme fatales busy by drunkenly lurching around Monaco shouting his name and occupation at anyone who’ll listen, especially ladies, who he is incapable of reading in any way, shape or form. Through a series of…

I believe that was a 2-ball strike.

Never seen a 2-ball walk before...

These might be of interest to Howard the Duck, though.

sparking North Coast fans to celebrate their team like only that region’s culture of failure can

God damn you, Tim

I hate Cleveland as much as the next guy, but this seems like the kind of reaction you’d want out of a (hopefully) engaged and loyal fanbase.

“We can’t put guys in the seats, can we now?”

Ambiguity is as American as Racism is as American as Baseball

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Catcher didn’t even bother giving him a look. Seems fairly obvious? Would be interested to see what sign he gave the pitcher.

Apparently they also did it without playing the Dodgers 21 times in a row.

You forgot the White Sox. Everyone does.

ORLY?

Fun Fact.

the voices in the video gave me Meniere’s Disease. So dumb.

Seems rather aggressive...A*G*G*R*E*S*S*I*V*E!!!

I’ve been married 16 years and also get screamed at every time I try to get my wife to spread her legs.

NFL rules say you can’t have more people on the field than in the stands so they had to choose somebody.