I thought they shaved the silver lining off.

In related news, Deloris Amorino’s daughter is also likely her sister.

When I was a kid, Graig Nettles was my guy. I wanted to be just like him. I played third, leaping for grounders, stretching out trying to make great plays.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

In the second Gi Joe movie, there is an hilarious scene where several politicians in a room whip out briefcases to launch nuclear warheads. One of them is French, and surprisingly, they got the french AZERTY keyboard right. However, the button labelled ‘ARM’ is translated as the limb attached to your torso, not as in…

Jeff is no stranger to dealing with injury situations.

Fine people on all sides. All sides.

And yet just days ago, the cat was attacking another member of the organization for doing his job.

Why do the birds what to bring the enemy into their very own nest?

Sure, he does it in front of 5-10,000 people and he’s a hero. If he does it at Lookout Point during the submarine races he is an animal.

There are good people in both cars.

This article is literally just video clips and quotes, my dude.

Jesus had to sit out for two days. Wimp.

I don’t mean to Harper on about it, but I think he’s gonna need a Bryce for his knee.

Or possibly the Tednugenti or Kidrockawa.

Shamelessly borrowed from a user on the Reds subreddit;

I think by now, most Mets fans are angry that the games start at all.

A seven-year gap between major league appearances isn’t exactly common. But when it does happen, there is usually something specific to answer why—there is usually a serious injury, or decision to walk away from the game that is ultimately reversed, or some other such circumstance that forces some of that time out.…

Oh is that what that was? I thought he was trying to throw a pitch

The ball stuck to Molina’s chest protector will remain the highlight of this season.