Are we not men?

Final Fantasy 1. My dad and I played through it with the original Nintendo Power strategy guide over the course of several weekends. I’d use my weekly allowance to rent it from the local video store, crossing my fingers every time that someone else hadn’t rented it and erased my save. Somehow we managed to play it…

Cranky Kyle Coaxes Codger Into Catching Hands, Catches Case

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

Dusty Baker screwing up a young pitching staff and ruining his team’a playoff hopes must be making Cub fans nostalgic.

That’s so cute, Dusty is counting on there being a game 5.

It’s not so much the mold that’s hampering the Nats’ chances.

It’s the Dust(y)

Dude, Kato!

Three unicorns in my neighborhood:

Now that’s what I call a screengrabber!

They should get this guy to the White House ASAP

If you want to get a cop’s attention why not just get a black man driving a BMW to do the intro?

This is almost as bad as the time I got kicked out of my ex-girlfriend’s parents house for just-the-tipping.

Very smart person clicks on article they don’t want to read, complains about it. More at 5.

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

IT’S ADAM AND EVE. NOT ADAM AND CHEESE

Shithead? Come on, Diana. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is an inspiration to Sears shoppers across this great nation.

There’s no other way to put it: Goldy Gopher destroyed a kid unnecessarily.

Well, sure didn’t take too long for baseball player number two to take a knee

I blame the Tigers for not putting netting up around the pitching mound.