Yes, if there is one person who is nothing but a beacon of joy and happiness everywhere he goes, it’s Harrison Ford.

This is what happens when ESPN closes their comment section.  

I know you don’t actually fucking care, and you’re just a troglodyte that wants to spew Fox News talking points without ever having an original thought, but on the off-chance you actually are both uninformed and want to learn, here’s what’s actually happening.

Orrrr.... hear me out, if a woman prefers to wear it then they should go ahead and do so.

He couldn’t be dumb enough to have someone break-in and demand the same items that are being requested in the court proceedings... could he?

When people say Jessica Chastain is the perfect casting for adult Beverly, I shake my head, because there’s no way Sophia Lillis will grow up suddenly developing Chastain’s angular cheekbones; she’ll grow up to look exactly like Amy Adams.

I’m sensing you think this should have been two posts, not one. You might be right. Would have really hit the second-phase idea more effectively. 

I’m totally going to hold my breath waiting for your updates.

I’m off to the Googles where I’m sure to find countless examples of Conservatives calling this guy out for his lack of civility. I’ll edit my comment to include links to some of those comments when I find them!*

He wasn’t overheard mumbling this shit from a bar stool. He published this bullshit. With his fucking name attached.

At least it’s what someone with a drinking problem would actually be drinking. I’ve never been more annoyed than reading The Girl on the Train where she’s blacking out on a bottle of wine or a 4 pack of gin and tonics every night

 Fighting a child > Tebow

This is the kind of ESPN story where reading the hot take and ignorant comments would make me feel better because at least I’m not them. Thanks for taking that away from me, ESPN.

I’m glad Russia lost just to spare us from Trump inviting them to the White House to celebrate their win

After the match, Putin announced the annaxation of Croatia and that their former national team is now part of the Russian soccer federation.

Should have been mentioned: the improbable shootout kick by the Croatia captain that was blocked but still found its way in. That really turned out to be the difference.

Makes sense, Russia always had problems facing its checkered history.

Whatever this rocket thing is, it’s the most I’ve ever paid attention to Fortnite news. So it’s kind of working as marketing? But I don’t think I’m any likelier to try it so I’m not sure it’s that effective :p

Facebook-powered comment sections are the absolute worst. People say heinous shit to each other, and their real names and pictures are RIGHT THERE! “Oh, it looks like the all-caps ranting about wetbacks guy owns his own construction business. Time for some clever reviews!”