I’d rather Golden State win for the rest of eternity than give either Boston or LA a single additional title.

I agree, painful to watch those highlights because Bob Carpenter is not very good at his job. I’m a (non-Nationals fan) transplant in the DC area so unfortunately I listen to a lot of their broadcasts.

Southwest released a statement and said they were sorry “if our interaction made this family uncomfortable.” 

“Hey, look at us! We can cover up concussions and rampant drug use too! We’re just as scandalous! Hey where are you going!!”

Now if only someone will get to the bottom of why the NBA’s scandals are so much more enjoyable than any other sport’s.

I have a lot of thoughts about this, but the only one I can adequately articulate is “Fuck Mike Wilbon.”

Yeah, Ice. He’s a comedian. That’s what they do. You’re reading an article about comedians. You should be used to this by now.

Are you telling me that this guy got really good at writing jokes?

Nick Young and JaVale McGee getting rings is the only thing that makes the Warriors almost tolerable.

I’m a wizard’s fan too. It’s really tough. This team is kind of in Limbo. I like Wall and Beal and I really like Gortat, even though he is not long for this team. It seems they need one or two more pieces to be able to compete and do anything in the playoffs.. They probably should have let Otto Porter walk at that…

I’m not rooting for Boston. I want you to imagine what your average Celtics fan is going to be like if Brad Stevens grits his way past the Warriors. After Bill Simmons celebrates his 35th title since 2001. Think long and hard about the world you claim you want.

I had a case of Saddam’s Revenge in the summer time in Iraq, and it struck when the nearest toilet to me was a port-a-john on the FOB. Did I shit with the door propped all the way open with my rifle in order to avoid being broiled to death? Reader, I certainly did.

Apparently, we simul-posted this and goddamn is it good

More like Pooperintendent amirite

This list is bad and you should feel bad.

Oh my god, you’re right. If banking regulations had never been repealed to enable the sub-prime mortgage market in 2008, the customers wouldn’t have been able to dictate which bank foreclosed on them! Except that’s not what happened, regulations apply to the entire industry, and, aside from government contracts, there…

First of all - “The Save America’s Pastime Act?” Go fuck yourselves.

Yes, but the point is that when a conservative voice is “silenced” by a private university, conservatives lose their fucking minds (because freeze peach), but when it happens to a black liberal... *crickets*

Noted conservative, free speech advocate Ben Shapiro was prepared to comment, until he realized Hannibal Burress was a scary black man, at which point he clutched his purse tightly and proceeded to cross the street.