He didn’t even really talk about atheism. So, that begs the question - were you so triggered by the word you rushed down here to reply without understanding, or do you just classify anything you don’t want to hear as “edgy?”

Big round of applause to the brave kinja warriors who turned out today to shit on the people willing to fight and risk injury and/or arrest so we wouldn’t have to. Really put HamNo in his place this time. 

while my nephew, Stephen, was famously recovering from the hardships of his high school cafeteria in Santa Monica

Zuck is absolutely soggy as hell and quite frankly I’m shocked that this is even a debate.

Better dead than Red but better Red than Lib, so die already?

Coming from an immigrant, education-first family living in Toronto, for my parents this will always be Carter’s greatest accomplishment.

Let’s remember some controversies:

God would have to break up my masturbation movie into 3 parts, like the Hobbit. Sure it could be done in one movie, but there are important details that would be missing and the audience of angels wouldn’t fully understand. “Who’s that character?” “What’s the backstory behind this?” “Why is he so mad at that person?”…

I think it would be a fine take if it weren’t so transparently cyborg-ass Mitt Romney grasping for the thing to say that would most make him seem like A Regular Red-Blooded American Male. There’s zero chance it’s actually true.

FFS, even if you think it’s one of the site’s lesser works, “Kitten Thinks of Nothing But Murder All Day” has to be in everyone’s brains by now.

You know, not that Stalin doesn’t have his faults or bad takes, but he’s never been nearly as bad as either Hitler or Mussolini. Or Mugabe. He’s not a dog whistle racist like Hitler, he’s not whatever invectives you’d like to throw at Mugabe (all deserved). And he’s not a pointless contrarian like Mussolini.

Goal keepers study where other players tend to kick penalty shots, specifically each player of the team they play and they know where most likely they will kick

It is actually kind of hard to kick a ball with as much power as a professional player can. It requires a fair bit of technique and strength.

If a normal dude were to take a penalty kick against a professional soccer goalkeeper, the keeper would just stand there and wait for the ball to feebly roll his way. 

But basically I don’t think I have significantly lower odds of completing a PK than actual players.

Couple of tricks to get someone to move their car when it’s parked outside of your home everyday.

Can union members just raid the fridge and eat whatever non union members brought?

Octopii are one of the most intelligent creatures on the planet and are actually required to be put under anesthesia if a procedure is needed to be done on them, because they are believed to have an understanding of what is happening to them.  If kept in captivity, they need to be in specialized tanks because they…

You are exactly who this is for

You know what happens when I don’t like a movie. I go on the Internet and try to fundraise to re-make that exact movie, but how I like it.

Because if you don’t see the difference between ignoring criticism and this cluster, I think you need to get a new prescription, Denton, because you’re blind.

Except they’re not amateur filmmakers and they aren’t proposing a fan film. The bar for filmmaker is making a film. They apparently have never done that.