I’m seeing a lot of harsh reactions to this injury, either from people who love him or hate him. I think it’s never just a black-or-white issue with Roethlisberger; there’s always gonna be a little grey.

Don’t worry, guys.  I found a matching thumb donor.  From one Drew to another.

Y'know, I thought I had mono once for an entire year. Turns out I was just really bored.

Unlike the baseball, however, your wife’s seams are looser than ever.

That whole thing read like a gender flipped Talented Mr. Ripley for the Instagram Age.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

“China is eating the Tariffs.” Billions pouring into USA. Targeted Patriot Farmers getting massive Dollars from the incoming Tariffs! Good Jobs Numbers, No Inflation(Fed). China having worst year in decades. Talks happening, good for all!

It is a well-known fact that people with racist views cannot possibly have an ongoing sexual relationship with someone outside of their own racial or ethnic group. It is so much a fact, that there exist absolutely no counterexamples in history.

“New York’s hottest club is *Richie Tozier*. Located in the middle of promoting IT 2, this place has everything: several things, an extremely fun and candid interview for Glamour Magazine, the young and old versions of Richie Tozier face to face, and Wolfhard—who has clearly binged Barry—telling Hader he’s the…

Who knew this guy was in the NFL.

Hey all. Just wanted to drop in here and give a very sincere thank you to everyone who’s read the piece and everyone who’s commented below. I had to kind of talk myself into writing this, for a number of reasons, but I’m glad I did, and I’m deeply moved by the responses here—by those of you sharing your own…

The Akron (We Get Paid) Zips?

Another day in Trumpland.

FBI: we need a name for our new witness protection client, what you got

I'm surprised some annoying dude off camera wasn't talking the whole time.

What blows my mind is the whole “don’t want some union taking my wage as dues”

He thrust his fists against the post and still insists he sees a guy with no head walking down the street.

Shoutout Jon Bois

“Another day, another Slipknot"