So now we’re shitting on people for reaching the right conclusion but not being super aware of world events in their 20's. Just wanna be clear on this. That’s our new bar. You suck if you didn’t know about stuff in your 20's that you should have. 

How can so many people put their morals aside to back this obviously stupid, hate-engorged and venal person?

kamikaze mission straight into the side of schmuck mountain

its a t-mobile coverage map i think.

Fool me 13 times shame on you ...

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

I look forward to building a relationship this season, I as the expert and you as the eager “student” of my expertise. 

my man only knows one way to play: FULL THROTTLE

They pointed out the obvious is all they did and labeled it comedy. What is funny is watching the left try so hard just to fail lol.

“I probably would have gone to jail and I knew I didn’t have the money for bail. But I still remember those real allies to this day, for another reason:

I, for one, blame it on the goose.

I respect his shameless, self-abasing hustle in this race to be human furniture as long as Lizzo isn’t upset by it.

Good god, my boner could do some Kool-Aid man shit right now.

It can be both, friend. That’s the opening line to Sum41's breakout song, “Flat Lip”.

It’s fine, the goose is this game isn’t a Canada goose, all barrel-chested and majestic, the envies of all ornothologies.

You got a problem with gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.

“Storm into the caucus like my name was El Nunez...”

Makes you nostalgic for the fun Trump names…

“No, Frylock, Highlander was a documentary, and the events happened in real time.”

“Liz Phair, whose Exile In Guyville....”