Vogons? Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council? Are you listening? Look, I’m quite certain 50 of our Earth years is more than enough time for the planning charts and demolition orders relating to the development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy to have been on display in Alpha Centauri, and although some may…

My idea: replace Dancing with the Stars with literally anything else.

He hasn't commented on her appearance, so I'd give you even odds on that. If comes out and says she's only a 4, odds go to 10:1. 

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You know The Dork Lard Nanodick can only feel a bit hard if he accidentally swallows a chicken bone from KFC - otherwise it feels like a mosquito bite on the folds of flaccid flab that overrun his slimy crotch. As for your point... *shrug* I don’t think he cares. If there’s brown people he can fuck them. If there’s…

The infamous “double-honk”.

Bull.  There aren’t any ice floes big enough to sit on anymore.

How do you get Carnegie's legacy unionized? Practice, practice, practice.

They already own U of M so I don’t see a problem with this

“Noah”?

The only logical thing to do at this point is for citizens to lynch anyone who was named by Epstein.   Obvious law enforcement and our government isn’t going to do anything to rich pedophiles.  Time for some good old fashioned frontier justice.  

He looks like a middle-aged convert to the Church of the Religious Consciousness giving you a flower at a train station. 

“like my math is really good right now. I can figure out real quick how far a field goal kick is from the spot of the ball”

I think you just waste Conway’s time. Have her on stand by and not get to her until the end, play your clips of Trump being Terrible, ask the question, wait for the first word to leave her mouth, cut the feed, and then discuss why she’s just a liar and we don’t in fact need to talk to her.

Whoa.

See, they say “that woman” but they mean “any woman.”

Or, in other words, “it is you who are the ball-lickers!”