wow i guess i’m just

I’m currently in my early-thirties. Been with my girl for a couple years. We still do the cutesy baby talk thing between us

It’s a tough pig to fuck.

Well, yes.

Living in Kentucky taught me one thing above all others with regard to politics: “Values Voters” are not only a thing, but are the sort of people who will flip to the “other side” with the quickness if their present party in any way appears to be encroaching upon their value(s).

This is not limited to…

I think if those settlements started coming out of their pensions instead of the city or state paying for it, they’d cool it.

One of the things that hit me really hard with this episode was the dinner table seen when her aunt says “You can tell me if something is wrong, you know that right?” (or something similar) and Ashley says “I have been telling you something is wrong, over and over again.”

Gerald Ford shot dead today at the senseless age of 83.

It’s nice symmetry that Golden State is now the team with one transcendent superstar playing out of his mind because his all-star teammates are hurt and everyone who is left is kind of a scrub.

Pepper’s one-liner to War—“I believe in peace, bitch!”—provoked a viscerally unpleasant reaction in me.

the important thing is that everybody tried hard and had fun

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

I’ll do you one better, why is James Holzhauer?

It’ll be a crime if Jared Harris doesn’t win an Emmy for this. 

It looks like he’s wearing a tuxedo designed by JNCO.

The little detail that Aziraphale has had the exact same haircut for 6,000 years killed me.

Opposites do attract, and while I know KJU is quite evil, Drumpf is just a bullying mega-coward mostly pretending to be evil IMO.

It was a really bizarrely lucky day.

We are truly a failure as a culture and a species. May we all die in nuclear fire.

Oh no, I made a typo. I’ll go commit Sudoku. ;)

RIP Ass Dan.