I imagine part of the allure of climbing Everest was not just it being the highest point on Earth yet the now antiquated belief that so few people could actually do it.

“Some if you will die on the battlefield of another unnecessary foreign war!” Encouraging speech, Mike.

Like most dads who had just a second or two alone with Milton, he probably made a little joke threat but with him being a former president, it’s a little different. I like to think he said “Young man, I want you two have fun tonight but not too much fun...I can still call a drone strike on your ass.”

This. This is why her date looks absolutely terrified.

Sasha, rumored to be off to the University of Michigan after next month’s graduation

:: gets stomped by Obie ::

I’ve been waiting 22 years for this clip to be relevant, and now it finally has happened!

You: “Aren’t you scared of the MS-13?”

I will recycle this from a past Pissing Contest, seems to fit the theme.

Lol at this article.  Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Seriously, did you see that press conference where he made his minions all say how he didn’t have a tantrum in the meeting with Pelosi?

what in the hell is this. I dont think the ball matters lol

In terms of the level of OHFUCKINSHITNOTAGAIN! we are currently at, this news story would have raised cackles somewhere around June 2017, approximately 300 years ago, by my reckoning. Now its meh-OhReallyIdNeverHaveGuessedColorMeSurprisedNot-news.

I think we’re heading to the point where Trump ends up accusing himself of being fake news and it’s going to destroy the time/space continuum. 

Trump is the 5th president I’ve been in the military under and he’s the first one where I actually believe and trust what the ‘other’ guys are saying before our president. It’s a fucking clown show.

Funny enough, in broad strokes that was exactly the kind of ending I would’ve envisioned. Only difference being, I wouldn’t have ultimately contorted Dany into the power mad madwoman to prove the point about power corrupting, relying apparently—if the defenders are the be believed—primarily on a “vision” from 6…

“This is some pretty heavy stuff.”

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

The Sun Is Also A Star turns a compelling premise into a lackluster teen romance

“Why is Bobby Kennedy a green rage monster in this film?”