Impeachment has never booted anyone from office. That is not what it does. Booting someone from office is a different procedure.

Please settle a debate: Is Back to the Future a sci-fi movie?

Caged Bird by Mya Angelou

Nah...

pfffft caring about things just shows how thirsty you are. we don’t even VOTE around here.

“I never needed to see Maisie Williams’ sideboob”

I can’t deny an animal that poops cubes

wow okay bitch

Interestingly, Sesame Street has always had grown-up references like this because pedagogical research shows that kids benefit more from educational TV when their parents watch it with them — so it’s a conscious attempt to engage with adults.

I'm shocked that the guy Trump brought in to kill the Mueller report is killing the Mueller report. 

Amber Ruffin is a god damn national treasure. 

i sparked a silent one in bed one night that woke up my girlfriend just by smell. i call it the fart that ate santa monica

Who Farted Out First Take?

I once silently farted and it smelled exactly like firecracker smoke. Like, my wife asked me if I smelled fireworks. It was probably all the gunpowder I’d eaten for lunch that day.

Lol, shut it down, I will get the lights on the way out.  

According to her speech, she had a very successful legal career, beginning at Sidley & Austin, where she worked on marketing and intellectual property law. From there, she became an assistant to the mayor of Chicago and Assistant Commissioner of Planning and Development, before becoming the Executive Director for the…

Masseuse would be the main tag here, in my opinion. If it turns out that masseuse is a step mom, GAME OVER, and definitely not niche.

Going to start a dating site for people whos kink is watching Robert Kraft get tugged off. Thinking of calling it Kraft Singles

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