I’m a Reds, Bengals and Blue Jackets fan. I was a toddler when the Reds won their last world series. I’m born to be disappointed with my sports teams.

BUT.

This is pretty fun to watch and I really hope they break through.

People keep emailing me to do things and I just want to reply with a Youtube link to the trailer and say “There are more important things happening right now.”

“500 ml of Kristen Cavallari”?

“Why don’t they just have their wight workers build a boat and sail around the Wall?”

Fuckin’ layers of the onion man. 

Why does he get to keep repeating the lie

I mean, that is all Maddow is good for

the fact that no one will explore the oranges of the mueller report, when its been requested by a citrus president, makes the blood boil out of my navel.

The grays are already hard at work on this one. 

Also, if all else failed, it helped to shove the black plastic sleeve from the cartridge itself into the slot to force the game downward so the clicking mechanism didn’t engage. I don’t know WHY it helped but sometimes it seemed the only way to get past the rainbow screen of death. There was a lot of magical thinking…

I can’t imagine hating myself enough to ever watch this show.

Huh. Yeah, I was wondering what the non-comedian reaction to “The Comedian” would be. Can I say, as a stand-up comedian, that it was actually kind of great, but can probably only really be appreciated by other stand-up comics? I don’t wanna sound patronizing, but there actually are a lot of layers in there, but I…

This movie had haunted my dreams for at least 20 years. Anyone who sees it remembers it.

Storm Duck x Truman Peyote is a real Sophie’s Choice situation here...that being said, I’m ride or die with Storm Duck. Storm Duck 4 Lyfe. 

I cannot explain why I feel this way, but Storm Duck is the most awesome fucking name in this region.

“I’ve been an Auburn fan for 30 years and I am currently a junior here.”

Someone has got to get in touch with the administrators running this simulation. Clearly the substrate has gotten infected with some sort of malware.

“How dare you condemn Italian fascism? Whatabout America’s use of nuclear bombs, oppression of blacks, and genocide of indigenous peoples?!?” said the very smart brain genius to a Canadian.

@EveryoneElse TRRAAAASSSHHHHH