I'd have to look stuff up, too, to be certain but I think even figure skating has some convoluted loopholes for professionals. Something like if you drop out of Stars on Ice for the year before the Olympics then your amateur status is resurrected. It's better than virginity that way.

The Olympics are actually full of professional athletes, basketball, hockey and soccer being the most obvious examples.

My money is on steel-plated orcas.

Putting Dune on a list of cheer-up books is a great idea but should come with a warning about Dune Messiah. If you're already feeling blue, that book will have you opening a vein.

Who is JMS?

Fair enough!

Is Galvani too obvious for this article, Esther?

I'm used to Dreamworks movies not being as good as Pixar movies but this just looks horrible. Dad's one rule is "never leave the cave"? So furry animals conveniently crawled in with them to provide clothing and between those happy accidents they lived on bugs and rats?

"That's going to confuse a lot of people."

...Lady Sybil Crawley.

I said this on the O-Deck earlier. Peggy Carter's descendant is...

I was just wondering the same thing.

I think you need to vacuum slower. Friction is a bitch.

What I find troubling is the "no artificial colours" claim? Where did they get that green from?

So that's where the Gawkerkraken came from.

Ah, motorboat!

K.

Brupsky?

I can't get past the mental image of Darth Vader with a throbbing droid between his legs.

Breaking Dawn: Part 2: The Afterbirth