Utah - Putting the Love back in congress.

Sod

Are uncut pizzas kosher?

Now come on, is anything really better than free whores at a birthday party?

I see what you did there?

If Lord of the Rings taught us anything it's that there is no relationship between the size of the actor and the size of the character in Middle Earth.

You appear to be missing a step. :/

You're plussed? How does that work?

I think you mean Captain Jack Harkness and Everyone.

Surprise kaiju.

Howdy Doody was clearly a puppet of the American Communist Party.

Male members of the marine snail species Solenosteira macrospira have it tough. Not only do they take on childcare duties, they also have to care for the offspring produced by other dads.

This is what a red giant looks like just as it's about to blow.

I would suggest a pinot noir. Lighter bodied and more fruity than most reds. Go to a good wine shop and ask for help. They love to help.

And then there I days that I hate fucking nature.

A MARTIAN bug!

Actually the onus is on io9 to make a profit. That's not going to happen without ads.

I'd say the keyword in the description is "steampunk." Probably not very close to canon.

One of the best gags (by default, there aren't many good ones) in Cars 2 is Mater getting freaked out by a car with headlight eyes.

Huck was a teen before the Civil War, so early 1870s sounds more likely.