When you're dead?

I don't normally read this column but I thought I'd take a look tonight. What do you know, I didn't see any of these things but I'm not certain I would say I "missed" them.

If I never hear anyone talking in one word sentences again it COULDN'T. BE. TOO. SOON.

You're right, I misread the number of zeros on my calculator. I didn't expect it to be that high so my internal fact-checker didn't kick in.

Because I'm a geek for the maths:

But if the person accusing the joker buys the joker a drink which said joker then drinks with the aforementioned accuser everything balances out in the end, right?

Ziva David and junior-falcons would disagree.

What in the world do her aides have against women in cargo pants?

she has a chance ... to ... directly face Rick Perry, who's been pilfering her base

of course ;)

Subject or assistant?

Little rats in boats.

Huzzah!

See previous comment below.

the pitch of music, for instance, has to be much more stable than frequencies we normally sound, or else it would just devolve into chaotic noise. The same is true of rhythm, tone, and other musical properties - these have to be highly complex to cohere into anything even vaguely musical in the first place.

I was intrigued by the line "the man they find ... in their yard." I thought they came home from vacation to find this nutter was the only person around. That would interest me. This? Just another stuck-in-a-house/cabin/boat/etc-with-a-sadistic-loony movie.

My 12-year old me thanks you.

So you can see Uranus?

My brain keeps going to Reamed, but to each his/her own.

Make them characters in a MMORPG and you've got a bestseller on your hands.