This is fantastic!

Jebus can't help you with that. You're going to need to see a Doctor.

If only io9 had a comment of the day.

He really am!

If you don't want attention maybe not having a twitter account would be a place to start?

I'm 5'3", mrs-falcons is 5'8". She used to wear heels (stopped because of back problems) and the way our parts line up during hugs and kisses is AWESOME!

I believe what you are saying is that you're a TARDIS!

It's probably not the sort of story that Abrams likes to tell but someone here once suggested the "villain" be the Vulcan woman that Spock had the arranged marriage with in TOS. Much bigger implications now that their planet and most of their race has been destroyed. It would also be much more in keeping with the…

I was 30 (on the outside) and still watched.

All my favorite cartoons (post-Loony Toons) feature/celebrate non-princess girls: Kim Possible, Recess, Fillmore, Weekenders, Pepper Ann. Sadly all of these shows are no longer on the air.

I have made pretty much the same argument many times to explain why I think it is easier to raise a girl these days than it is to raise a boy.

Just make sure that there is plenty of TP available and the toilet has an industrial flush because nobody shits like Gaston.

It was a little hard for me to make out (and mrs-falcons and junior-falcons were no help at all) but at the end were all the regents wearing "eye of ra" pins? Have they done this before or is it something they came up with for this season?

Speaking of Richard Long, is there any hope works like this will survive the ages to confuse the hell out of future archaelogists?

Please tell me your last name is Spinelli.

It really is kind of a dark satire on reality TV. I can't imagine anyone (at least not anyone I would like to meet) thinking this would be a good idea to base a real TV show on.

Splitter!

Sounds like the Larry Craig wing of the Republican Party. Somebody beat you to it.

Slow dancing with you must have been INCREDIBLE!

I think it depends on how pale people are. I look really good in pink but mrs-falcons does not. But then I'm slightly swarthy and she's very pale and slightly pink already on her own.