Ridden hard, put away wet.  The owner couldn’t even take the time to clean the leaves out of the vent intake behind the motor.  CP.

CP all day. Millenials wouldn’t get the livery. The steelies wound it, but the “Twin Dual Cam” finishes it off.

Luv it or leave it. For that price I’d definitely leave it. CP

our appetites only got wetter

“Oh but it’s okay guys, because we offer the new EcoSport in America instead!”

CP.  Too many Lincolns for this Lincoln.  365 HP isn’t the only thing that’s gross.

““an astonishing betrayal of the American people” by allegedly allowing undocumented immigration to double during his terms in office.”

“Oh look honey, this car has that new cab forward design...”  CP.  This Vision is 20-200.

Wow, I didn’t think that a Prius could be any uglier... I stand corrected.

Really wanna save some gas?

You have to be kidding.  Lift kit and a tent attached.  It should have a larger trailer attached so the new owner can have it towed home after it does a sideways somersault at the first sign of a curve in the road.  CP forever.

Driven monthly.  Period.

Maybe she found his blackface yearbook photo.

Donuts on the interstate will get you pulled over.

CP. Super-Sonic Price for a Sub-Sonic ride.

They should call it the Sion FR-S for Free Run (by) Sun.

I buy it, jack the horn up and put a newer car under it.

If it fits it ships?? 

He ended up buying a six pack of beer before leaving the store,

I’d have a harder time figuring this out...