2001, 270,000 miles and 230 HP. We can only be sure that 1 of those numbers is true. Those numbers add up to CP. 

If it were a true Saabaru, maybe. But it’s more of a Subaraab, so CP.

CP.  That paint job makes it look like the Twisted Sister staff car.

25 years old is a classic.  This heap is 40 years old.  40-25=15.

Save the Manuals... But not this one.  Too much scratch for a truck that’s 15 years past being a “Classic.” CP

At 2:48... worst highway off-ramp EVER:

This reminds me of something...

I’m afraid this Mini has a few wrinkles other than those on the front seats. That along with the price and cataracts on the head and tailights makes this a Maxi CP.

+/- 700 hp, +/- 1600 lbs, open cockpit

Does Toyota have circa 2005 GM too-big-to-fail syndrome? Models dragging on for far too long, a staid and boring lineup, fewer features than the competition, and nothing really worth buying? 

The minivan market is generally stable. But there’s no reason to buy a new Sienna. It’s literally the same car as the 2011 model. 8 years. Honda Odyssey, Kia Sedona, and Chrysler Pacifica all have better designs and are more refreshed. And to be honest, Toyota’s infotainment system (at least the ones in the Camry and…

Nice on the outside, not so nice on the inside... I want more for my $5,100.  Maybe the grotesque sub-woofer in the trunk split the driver’s seat.  CP

After the company is bought by the Chinese, it will be renamed the Han Solo.

Good gosh, that interior can not be production-spec can it? They want someone to pay 15 grand to sit in THAT?

Descended from...

Does it come with the Wookie?

That’s a pretty good visual representation of New Jersey, as I understand it. 

Only 6,335 miles on a 2017.  Probably because it spent most of its short life with its hood open and Luigi working on it.  Unfortunately Alfa Romeo hasn’t shed its terrible reputation for reliablility... or lack thereof. CP

Meth?