AKA “Swan Mount.”

Oh no... I wanted the Flow-Tie.

Before I decide whether NP or CP, does anyone know if both headlights work?

Ford Mucus

Isle keep that in mind.

CP all day. I guess it is 1 of 1 of over-priced Camaros.

What did he do, paint it with a mop?

The incident with Raikkonen was 100% Verstappen’s fault. The incident with Vettel was at least 90% Vettel’s fault. 

What’s the difference between H20i and a hardware store?

I doubt that this car was only driven to Church on Sundays by a little old lady. Anyone getting behind the wheel of one of these immediately dreams of the Ring and how quickly they could do a lap. Clean Carfax means little to a performance sedan. CP

Chuck Norris wishes he was Chuck Yeager.

OK NASCAR, you are part-way there. Search on YouTube for Australian Super Cars, and you will see how to get the rest of the way.

CP for sure.  The paint job looks like it was buried half-way in dirt... He should have left it there.

Why not throw $1,350 down a sewer drain and hit yourself in the forehead with a mallet for 3 hours every day for a year?  The result would be the same.

CP. a member of the Corvette’s “sad years.”

I mean, he’s a very good boy.

the Patriots, as currently constructed, are slow as shit.

Let’s see... The car is in Texas, but the ad is in a New Jersey CL.  What could possibly go wrong?  The hood bump looks like he used double-stick tape, and I don’t see a fan on the front of that SBC.  Is it hiding behind the radiator?  Let someone else worry about all this.  CP.

Negative equity rollover

Dude, I told you I didn’t want any TruCoat, you fuckin liar!