Great, Paul Elio goes from stealing peoples deposits for Vapor-Cars to stealing people’s cash for Vapor-Coins... What progress.

I wonder if his brother will be charged. 

That is somehow ten times funnier than I could have imagined. The way he just crumples to the ground. It even looks like the facial expression changes. I want a gif of this, but the sound adds so much to it as well. The dull thud, the guy in the crowd yelling “ooohhhh,” the PA guy drolling on about pancakes being 10…

CP because of the Psoriasis paint-job.

Hmm, I wonder if the car passed the emissions test after the record run.

BETTA GETTA JETTA! IT’S A RECORD SETTA!

She was Ghosn in 60 seconds!

CP because too much money. But, the owner will probably find some C/Ksucker to buy it.

Carlos Ghosn’s wife suggested that horrible vehicle. He divorced her.  Enough said.

I have fond memories of the Clown Shoe.

He misspelled the price, too.

Sounds like an appropriate motto for the Bills’ season.

Can’t wait for the video of him smashing through a table in the parking lot on the way out. 

Oh this is so gold!  The Bills are so dysfunctional players rather retire mid-game instead of at the end of the season.  Also, McDermott is clearly in over his head.  Remember, these are his players as he culled the bulk of Whaley’s. Now he can’t coach them up because he’s not head-coaching material.

Once again, I’m on the side of the person who didn’t use the word “disrespected.”

“They put on that Sport Chrono package at the factory, there’s nothing I can do about it!”

Patrick, it sounds like you got a charge out of it while you had it.  I appreciate the fact that you guys are trying to stay current with the offers in the automotive world.  Just stay grounded.

I’m hoping they’re smart enough to never offer it with big power.
Because:

The inspector stood behind the car... For a few moments... And then he was gone.

Bunch of losers. Likely not a single one has been to a real track, but rather lives their lives 1/4 mile at a time on the means streets of LA, blocking off roads for sideshows, and just acting like total tools. The all give “real” enthusiasts a bad name.