This might not seem fair to some,but if my server is a pretty young woman I’ll take all the attention I can get.

I’d try the cherry pie famous or not. 

Breaking the law maybe?

I like to carve wood. The principles of sharpening and maintaining an edge are the same.

I’ll leave the Greek yogurt where it belongs- in the back of the refrigerator with the other things destined to be thrown out.

Thirteen fucking fifty for a beer doesn’t sell well to me. I don’t care what the ticket for my seat cost. It’s spent. Don’t try to fuck me in the ass with the concessions I want to enjoy the day with. Just me,but I won’t be back.

I like kids,but you’re right.

A good wake is always a good time. Fortunately the pilot who was slated to fly me over dad’s favorite ski area was too hung over to fly in the clouds the next day in northern Idaho and we walked to the top.

Ice,water,salt,cans of beer any size, 5 minutes yields ice cold beer.

I’ll shrug off the taco meat or even the ice cream,but if a bear messes with my beer I’m going hunting.

An ugly story.

Senseless combination?

I thought you were older than 38, embrace it because shopping for rotgut and creep behavior will come soon enough.

Hiding beer in the vegetable crisper wouldn’t work at my place. Maybe an ice chest in the attic?

I’ve read about it. It’s horrific that a large percentage of everything we use ends up as garbage somewhere it shouldn’t be and causes damage to all life on earth.

They look like dweebs.

I have no problem ignoring an asshat with headphones in a social environment like a bar.

What the fuck is that important on your phone if you’re sitting at a bar? 

I go to bars to interact with and meet people. I do play with my phone sometimes,but people I see that only do that must be so lonely.

And besides the carafe heater usually gives it up after a year or so no matter how much you spend on the damned things.