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If this sounds like a bit too much work,a new Mr.Coffee is about 30 dollars. 

If this sounds like a bit too much work,a new Mr.Coffee is about 30 dollars. 

I can remember dropping pull tabs in the lake where I was fishing and watching the small ones go after them. I guess I wasn’t an environmentalist then.

Are you part of a conspiracy trying to get me to gain weight.

And her poor man’s whipped cream recipe!

Mom’s 85 and still alive,but but she gave me her 1958 Betty Crocker cookbook. CREAM PUFFS!

Thanks a lot Kevin. Until watching that I lived with the delusion that I made a proper omelet. Please don’t fuck with my lasagna process.

Ceramic nonstick.

I understand that. Also the bartender cleaned out the ice and checked the glass rack and dishwasher thoroughly.

I’m saddened that my Mom who is 85 and doesn’t have a lot of choices in the retirement community where she lives most likely will have to eat something she doesn’t want.

As a customer I was cut by a shard of glass on my drink. No big deal it was nice the bartender offered me a free drink,but I was near my driving limit. Shit happens.

I’m a carpenter and consider myself a good one. I’ve had incidents for sure,but if an employer was to try to make me pay for my miscues on the job,I’d tell him to fuck off. Probably wouldn’t keep good employees I’d want to work with anyhow. Maybe I don’t know shit about the restaurant industry.

I have some questions,but I might try to concoct something like that.

What do you stub your toe on in your kitchen?

Put up “no loitering “ sign. Be as politely rude as you like ,but basically tell them to leave. If they’re not contributing to your profit you don’t want them fucking up your business.

Parental support is important in being professional,kind and courteous and also being broadzilla when appropriate.

I’ve lived in Tempe for only 4 years,but I know I wouldn’t like to have a conversation with those assholes.

And I thought the little bit of water in my whiskey from the ice melting caused my hangovers.

Working man,work vehicle.

I can mow down a package of cookies or bag of chips without even knowing it if I let myself. The solution that works for me is to put some on a small plate and eat them in another room. That way if I go back for more at least I have to consciously do it.