I see 6ou use the best brand of ice cream.

From what I’ve observed if there’s food and a hungry child eating will happen. May not if it’s broccoli.

Do what it takes to get your money.

That’s a lot of work. I just throw a handful into a 1/4 of boiling salted water,cover and 4-5 minutes later perfect.

And claiming a ball is at 110mph by the time it gets past the dugout net is bullshit.

Or make everyone wear a helmet or put a cage around the whole field? Don’t forget minor league or high school parks. Maybe we can make everything we do 100% risk free.

How many people have gotten hurt crossing the street since 1957? And how old are you that you can remember that?

One of the things I have always liked about going to the park is the slight chance of a random ball coming my way.Its true not all ballparks are laid out the same way and I suppose some could use more protection. Also if everyone was watching the game instead of their phones they’d be prepared to protect themselves…

Ballpark peanuts.

Fuck fake.

Don’t be trying that mirroring shit on me now.

I wouldn’t try to eat those things in my car.

I just wave the back of my hand about an inch above the pan. With a little experience you can tell when it’s about right.

Yuk. Or is it yuck?

Anyone old enough to drink has to be fairly stupid not to know that excessive consumption of alcohol is unhealthy in multiple ways. 

My ex sometimes would get anxiety attacks. Usually in a loud place like a brewpub with industrial type decor. We learned to avoid those.

It can be medical. When I was doing chemotherapy between sessions I would start to feel better and want to eat, but the reality of food in front of me could make me queasy. I’d just ask for a box and the servers and my friends were always understanding.

Just buy yourself a good stud finder. Quality tools make the difference.

So do we call him ‘Lefty’?

I like it.