I'm not your buddy, guy!

...oh sorry, just my “passionate and baggage-laden” response to that.

How I look when I read your rap:

Bears are much more honest.

This was beautiful. You didn’t even have to stretch to come up with an “X.” You deserve to not have to think about Ben Carson for a while.

I'll join you. Should I bring snacks or is this a booze or nothing party?

I’d like to put Oklahoma in a time out for a while...

Ugh. Don’t touch the adderal. That shit fucks. me. UP! (and that was on an ADD prescription).

I feel like you would have to walk so carefully in those...like stick up your ass carefully. The slightest twist could undo what they’ve worked so hard to cover.

I don’t mind hugs, but the demanding of hugs disguised as a “I’m just being the cutest EVER” ploy just makes me want to shower and never let anyone come in contact with me again. stop. STOP. STAAAAHHHP!

Branching off on this - can I just say how glad I am that there is FINALLY an eye rolling emoji?! Sorry I just wanted someone to celebrate this with me...

The writing was wonderful. The nurse’s explanation was terrifying.

I promise if I see him I’ll pour my drink all over him. I’m very convincing at being clumsy.

My thoughts exactly. It’s common practice to ask where people are from here, because the minority of people are actually from Miami. However, I’ve been greatly disturbed lately by the amount of people who have come out as Trump supporters here in Miami. It’s almost a weird vein of ‘He’s rich, I’m rich, I support…

I have many thoughts on this. But I just can't get past the hashtags #makejesusfamous. Like how much more famous can he get? Cover of people?

Today was a dull, drab day. You just made mine so much better.

This was my first thought! Treatment of unwed mothers Ireland had led to truly terrible treatment of “unwanted” children and shunning of the mothers. Today its the tried and true statement of loving the child in the womb, hating it in the world. It was certainly the times, but we are in a new day.

That thing he does? When he opens his mouth...I think we can call it speaking?

I’m already imagining him being called out and the first thing he says in his defense is “What, I was just joking around!” And then ‘something, something, women are sensitive’ being mumbled grumpily.