How’d you get a picture of Kershaw through Vin Scully’s eyes?

Reds fans surely Aristotled at how quickly he’s proven himself at the big league level, but all this talk of records doesn’t mean anything if they don’t Plato win.

Ok Matt may have the best submission I’ve ever seen.

This ruled.

This Jonah guy sounds like a whale of an asshole.

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

Oh, man, Let’s Remember Some Guys: Torii Hunter.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

If you can swing a ticket to the Masters, you should go. The place is, and I don’t say this lightly, perfect. Practice rounds are the way to go.

Serious question(s): How does the Venezuelan team exist today? How do they acquire enough calories to play a high-level soccer match when most Venezuelans can’t afford an egg? This is not snark, this is an actual logistical question that I would genuinely love to know the answer to.

Of all people, you’re surprised that this guy abstains from being a swinger when he encounters another dude in an unfamiliar position?

So a 3/5 compromise, got it

How is Drake at these games? I was under the impression Pusha T murdered him.

The ball going into the basket was quite a process.

Because you fail to click through:

With throws like that I’m surprised he fell to 6.

looks like a nice steak too

looks like a nice steak too

The only way I heard this headline in my head...

It’s stunning today. The way the light plays on the interior throughout the day is breathtaking.

Beat me to it. That hits all the criteria Albert elucidated above, and has the added attribute of being a landmark that you can go see being built. I saw it when I was in college, and I’m dying to go see it again soon