Golf is a half hour? What the fuck? Either golf, or don’t.

I can’t wait until Geralt of Rivia breaks into Alan of Capon’s vault hoping to find treasure, only to find it embarrassingly empty.

Yes. Actual question: assuming no other context and that what we see on camera is an accurate depiction of what the MAGA guy thought was happening...was a crime committed?

Nice.

+1 rosebud

This is Loki a great joke. +1

I was offered $1500 in cash outside the 2007 Fiesta Bowl between Ohio State and Florida. I should have taken the money.

It wasn’t good. QED.

Can we ask the national broadcast teams on TNT and ESPN to give Iris a score update every few minutes? I’m sure Doris and Harlan would be game.

I think your point regarding walks is normally true, but not for a guy like Pujols if for no other reason than teams just aren’t afraid to pitch to him today like they were in his prime. We’d likely have seen the same from Bonds had he been allowed to continue: it’s hard to keep up a walk rate when teams intentionally…

Jod speed and jood luck to you in your next jig. Jizmodo Media Jroup is joing to miss you. Your jiffing of james will never be forjotten.

I’m sure he’ll be rhythmically slapping his head against the wall for years thinking about how he blew his shot.

Whole lotta Disrespecting The Game going on in this clip

Agree completely, though I would add that Chapman threw consistently harder in his first few seasons with the Reds than he did later in his tenure, or since. And by dialing down the speed (to a positively pedestrian 102 or so) instead of trying to crack 104+, he’s been able to maintain a LOT more control.

My wife didn’t like cheese when I met her. She started liking it when she found out the rind is not for eating.

And no mention of disgusting foodstuffs. What else is he hiding?

+1 congestive heart failure

HamNo has some pretty fucking shitty takes. This is definitely not one of them.

This is categorically false. Radio stations pay license and royalty fees to ASCAP, BMI, SESAC, and Global Music Rights. The amount of those fees varies depending on the radio group and whether it is party to negotiations conducted by the Radio Music License Committee.

Hard not be focused on yourself when your earnings will, on average, only last 4 years.